A cute Papa broke some good news one day,
For he just got his timely good job pay
“Hi guys! I got my first cool pot of cash”
They all went rushing to the door and smash
Their father’s ass and fat belly, now filled
With king burgers, pork, beef, and chicken grilled
“Hey! My loyal Knight! Where’s the cash my dear? ”
His beloved asked as she kissed his ear
“Well, half of it quickly paid all our debt!
And the other part was in my pocket”

Then he pulled out all the goodies gently
From several bags, obviously costly
Distributed to all his boys and girls
Who are now celebrating in fine swirls
“And this one is for you my sweet darling! ”
As he presents to her something sparkling
Hugged her closer by the back and whisper:
“So, what can you say now lovely Viper? ”
“Wow! But where is the cash? I am asking! ”
This lady’s man’s voice now sounds like barking
“Yes dear, you see? I bought all these and that!
Then even walked from Wal-Mart to our flat! ”